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Be Mine, Valentine?

Posted in Blog on February 6th, 2009 by David – Be the first to comment

Well, it’s that time of year again. It’s Valentine’s day soon – and yet again, I’m single!

So, I’m asking you to be my valentine!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it is:

Present me with an application. It’s as simple as that. Bonus points for cuteness factor or the ability to make me cry in a good way. And don’t laugh, it’s happened before!

The best (and there may be more than one category in which an application can be considered ‘best’ ) will gain the right to call me their valentine for the duration of Valentine’s day. And possibly a coffee or ‘date’ or something similar, location permitting!

Now, a bit of the fine print:

  • Your application can be in any form – if I can sense it, you can present it.
  • This competition is open to all people. Gay, straight, male, female, partnered, desperately seeking same, no matter where you are or what you do, I want to hear from you.
  • The title of ‘Valentine’ is non-exclusive and comes with no commitment to do anything whatsoever. Although anything offered would be nice…
    • I don’t mind nudity, drug references, or anything else that would be considered ‘Prohibited or Potential Prohibited’ content by ACMA. Some of that stuff is actually encouraged, in fact! Just keep it tasteful. Or desirable.
  • Your application shouldn’t violate any of the laws of the state of Victoria, the country of Australia, or the place in which you live.
  • That includes copyright.
  • Applications should be submitted by 5pm AEST on the 13th of February. I do need some time to think about it!
  • No correspondence will be entered into.
  • Oh, alright, some correspondence will be entered into.
  • Fine! All the correspondence you want will be entered into, and yes you can bribe your way to the top.

To submit an application, send it via email to beminevalentine@forsakendaemon.net.

If you need any more details (postal address, phone number, where I will be at a certain time on a certain day), send me an email, a Twitter DM, an SMS if you have my number, or a Facebook message and I’ll let you know!